OUCH!

An ant just bit me. It wasnt your regular day to day ant either, it was bigger and chunkier. I saw the f@&ker crawling my keyboard, so I picked it up and it friggin bit me, it actually hurt as well. I quickly flung it off my finger. Then I went and got a piece of tissue. After a while of searching I found it punting around on the carpet so I folded up the tissue and picked it up. Gave it a good SQUASH! Game over.